Joe Wellman

McSweeney's

I’m You In An Alternative 2020 and Even Though There’s No Pandemic, You’re Still Depressed, Plus There’s This Huge Komodo Dragon Problem

Points In Case

Re: Help Me Obi Wan,...

9 or So Quick Updates on Your Upcoming Job Interview

If You or a Loved One Has Been, You May Be Entitled to Financial Compensation

Opening Monologues from Rod Serling's Acclaimed Sci-Fi Series, "Midwestern Spring"

Failed Tech Startups Founded by Luddites

Top 20 Google Searches of the European Renaissance

Here's What That Really Cool Puddle of Water in the Middle of the Street Says About Your Gullibility

Life-Hacks for Safe Driving in the Snow and Ice

The Public Pool Is Closed Due to COVID-19 (And All the Other Nasty Shit We Found in Here)

Michael Moore Documentaries of the Future

Barntalk.net's Final Blog Post: What to Do When You Find Matt Damon Preparing to Reprise His Role as "Spirit" in Your Barn

Signs That Your Kid Is Watching Other People's Kids Do Drugs

SlackJaw

The Brainstorm That Led To Nike’s “Just Do It”

Freelance Writing Job Posts Clearly Written By My Mother

Sorry, Sweetheart, It’s A Pirate’s Life For You

The Domino’s Pizza Tracker When Your Order Becomes The Catalyst For An Employee Uprising

Other Baseball Idioms

Possible Reasons “She’s 12” Is Trending On Twitter (And Their Likelihoods)

Possible Reasons “She’s 13” Is Trending On Twitter (And Their Likelihoods)

Kids Ask About Their Millennial Grandparents’ Scars

How I Made My Six Figures

The Take (Video Scripts)

Ted Lasso On Today's Toxic Positivity

The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: A Manufactured Trope

The Theater Kid Trope And How Glee Made It Toxic

Why Women Love True Crime

Why Fatphobia Is Still A Problem On Screen

Funny-ish

The Lesser Known Cides